Queen Latifa was made for this role of cycle courier turned taxi driver with supercharged New York cab. The plot, which involves her coming to the aid of a fairly hapless cop, is quite lame but it is funny and enjoyable in a trashy way. Perfect no-brainer. (47 words)

Bruce Willis is a (rather old) lieutenant in the US Marines sent in to Nigeria to rescue an American doctor (Monica Bellucci) from rampaging hordes of militia. Well shot action scenes are let down by the formulaic of the "goodie" Americans versus the "baddie" [insert nationality] Nigerians in this case. (50 words)

You can see what they were trying to do, another School of Rick type film but unfortunately it just doesn't work. There's too much swearing for the sake of it, no story and you don't care about the characters. What's worse is that it's not even funny. Could do better. (50 words)

If you are a techie and you use Windows this is simply a must-have. Beyond basic text editing feature you get colour coding for Java, HTML, JavaScript and various other text based features such as a clipboard history, ansi character sets and HTML character codes. It is cheap... buy it! (50 words)

This is superbly funny from the first moment to the last. Following the life of a tobacco company spin doctor it's delightfully un-PC, taking potshots at every sacred cow of the liberal that can be thought of. There is no choice, you have to watch this as soon as possible. (50 words)

Used as required reading for many Canadian theatre schools, this fourth edition provides a window to the business world of acting here in Canada. Written from the experts themselves, this is an up-to-date guide that speaks to a new generation of artists and aspiring professionals. A must-read. (47 words)

In the third of a series of books by Chris Stewart about his back to basic life in the mountains of Spain. If you enjoyed the first two then you'll love this, his writing style, wit and general love of life are infectious. It makes you want to be there. (50 words)

Will Ferrell is the lead in this 70s set comedy about a TV news anchorman and his adventures. Some of this was very funny - the fight between news teams for example, but much of it only managed to be amusing in a lame way. I had expected more. (49 words)

If you are easily (or even quite difficultly) offended this is not for you as the heritage of "The Aristocrats" joke told in the comedic community is explored. Basically the task is to be as filthy as possible and these guys are superb at it. Laugh out loud funny. (49 words)

An epic in every sense of the word this is worth watching in spite of Di Caprio in the lead role of Howard Hughes, the film maker, playboy and general nutcase. It's long and covers a lot of ground with some of the best support acting you could hope for. (50 words)

Howard Hughes biopic and a fascinating one at that. Based on Higham's biography, the 3 hour epic charts Hughes' major aviation and film-making achievements from the 1920s to the 1950s and ultimately explores his mental illness late in life. Leonardo Di Caprio delivers a sensitive performance in the lead role. (50 words)

Black comedy/drama about a dying man and the relationship he has with his estanged but millionnaire son, who returns to Montreal from London to provide the best care possible for his father. A group of old friends and lovers gathers to wish him farewell. Best Foreign Picture Oscar well deserved. (50 words)

A good introduction for some new (to me) writers who cover everything from hiring new developers to a real world description of the two phase commit. The writing is always good, even if I disagree with some of the points. A lot can be learnt by techies from this book. (50 words)

I am not sure I have heard a bad thing about this Coen brothers effort. It is meant to be a commentary on nineties cynicism compared to sixties freedoms (I am told) but it just didn't work for me. I like most of their other films, but this well... Dude (50 words)

You will have seen the Blue Man Group (the baldies with blue heads) on some ads. I hadn't realised they did music as well but it's a surprisingly good combination of rock and dance. With vocals supplied by guests it's used for their shows but can stand on it's own. (50 words)

There was a boat and it did indeed rock (9 words)

Jason Bourne returns in India, two years after his first outing. His new idyllic life doesn't last long as he is framed for two murders and his girlfriend is shot. Fairly standard thriller ensues across most of Europe but done pretty well. Again a good car chase and fight scene. (50 words)

Continuing right where the previous movie left off this is a non-stop action romp across five countries. The fight sequences, especially one in Morocco are the best you will see for quite some time. And just generally the tension is kept high continuously, definitely the best of the summer blockbusters. (50 words)

Saunders delivers some of the darkest, funniest and most comprehensive parrabels we could wish for. With rhetoric this surreal, at time's it's blink and you'll miss it. Don't, though, as there's a lovely little feeling of pride/amusement to be gained when you crack his literary code. (46 words)

This brit flick gangster movie is set in Spain in the 80s. Following the fortunes of a "firm" of bank robbers turned drug dealers as they rise and then fall through the crime world. Not a great story but worthwhile purely for all of the 80s references and great music. (50 words)

Quantum Leap meets Donnie Darko (5 words)

Ashton Kutcher can act shocker! In this dark story we have a great premise, that Kutcher can get back to key moments in his life and change what happened. Its disastrous consequences are played out with Kutcher getting more and more desperate. Dark and interesting, why didn't it do better? (50 words)

Kirsten Dunst (Marion Davies) and Eddie Izzard (Charlie Chaplin) star in this 1920s story aboard a yacht. It's a case of overacting all round in an ultimately unsatisfactory but entertaining version of the death of Thomas Ince. Izzard plays himself more than Chaplin but that's no bad thing. (48 words)

After the really disappointing first film in the classic childrens series I wasn't hopeful, but this was a major step up in quality. With more of a whiff of the quality of the LOTR franchise hopefully this bodes well for the remaining stories. Excellent effects, well told story. (48 words)

The second in the Baroque Cycle trilogy continues to follow Daniel Waterhouse, Eliza and Jack Shaftoe on their respective journeys around the world in the 17th century. Like Quicksilver the depth of detail is astounding but this time there's more swashbuckling and intrigue. Can't wait for the final instalment. (49 words)

This book has managed to take the various thoughts and learnings of people such as Socrates and Nietzsche and discuss them in the context of modern day life. Topics have been successfully presented in a format that is not only easy to consume, but a pleasure to read as well. (50 words)

What is actually a fairly unoriginal story is lifted above the ordinary by the stunning performances of Rachel Weisz and Ralph Fiennes in this Le Carre thriller set in Africa. Weisz is murdered early on but through flashbacks we are told the story of her life and death. Brilliant. (49 words)

This humour horror film is quite good, it reminded me in parts of Shaun of the dead the best part has to be the spine ripping and actors playing the rather dim people who keep returning to the de-faced farmer. The northern actress added humour, one I'd watch again (49 words)

A baby boy, Benjamin (later played by Brad Pitt), is born an old man and the film follows him as he grows up growing younger at the same time. A very clever concept film which Pitt and Cate Blanchett act brilliantly. Real Sunday night stuff. (45 words)

This already well-reputed book is an imaginative and moving look at the life of a teenage autistic boy who discovers a dead dog and wants to know what happened. This leads him on a trip which makes him confront new experiences and learn about himself and the world around him. (50 words)

This book is amazing. Christopher, whose neighbour's dog is killed, decides to try and solve the mysterious death and write a detective book about it. In writing his book, Christopher tells his (and his family's) story of dealing with his autism. It made me cry and laugh. (47 words)

Well written if rather controversial novel surrounding the chase for the Holy Grail which Brown asserts is not a chalice but a code for Mary Magdalene being married to Christ. Not knowing the detail of the subject means I can't comment but some of the claims seem rather unlikey. (49 words)

This much-hyped piece of pulp 'faction' is a passable whodunit page-turner about the 'real' meanings of the Holy Grail. Dan Brown's descriptions of the locations bring this book to life but, when it comes to it, Robert Ludlum did conspiracy theory laden fiction so much better! Read and forget! (49 words)

Having several previous albums but never really getting noticed, Thirteen Tales... finally brought together everything good about the Dandy's. Atmospheric mood pieces such as Godless sit well with hard rock in Horse Pills. Unfortunately not matched by the follow-up offering Welcome to the Monkey House. Still a must have. (49 words)

The brothers Whitman haven't seen each other much recently so they go on a *journey-of-discovery* in India and come out the other side better people (I think). The film is atmospheric rather than eventful. If only every gap year student had access to the cash that these chaps have! (49 words)

A good return to form for Martin Scorses with a stellar cast including Jack Nicholson, Leo di Caprio and Matt Damon. The story is nothing very original but with actors of that quality they can bring anything up a level or two. Probably a little overlong but good otherwise. (49 words)

This is the best book I have ever read (and I've read a lot). It's atmospheric, fast paced, well written, conjures fantastic images, but above all, is a great story. Read this book today! (34 words)

While this movie did not quite deserve the five stars given by Heat magazine, it was nevertheless perfectly enjoyable. It depicts the transition from idealistic journalism student to magazine bitch of the central character (Anne Hathaway). Glen Close reprises her Cruella De Ville character with slightly more subtlety. (48 words)

Follwing Double Deal having been betrayed by horse owners and loosing 7 horses Jan is asked to look after another 8 horses but as his company gets into trouble Jan can't find him, left on her own to cope this book is a good follow on to Jan's troubles (49 words)

Not an album to listen to if you're feeling down but classic Hannon all the same. He has a knack of making his music sound almost like a musical... why hasn't he written a film score yet? His voice is superb as ever and some interesting backing from Lauren Laverne (50 words)

Neil Hannon returns with more of his trademark wittiness in the form of folks-y pop ballads. Even if you don't listen to the lyrics his voice is enthralling but with the clever content and arrangements it's a huge surprise that he is not more successful. (45 words)

My daughter's description of this film? "Man opens his eye and closes it again"! Thankfully there was more to this true story about the French editor of Elle who suffers a massive stroke and then struggles to communicate using only one eye. Moving and engaging if a little slow. (49 words)

Kiera Knightley is cast as the heroine in this historic drama about the exciting and tragic life of the Duchess of Devonshire. It is very admospheric and moving, while still providing an entertaining insight into high society. The supporting cast are admirable but Knightley is the star. (47 words)

There is very little to recommend this to you. The main draw is meant to be Jessica Simpson but she is not nearly as hot as the original Daisy Duke. The rest of the movie is worse even than the original TV shows that this is based on. (48 words)

If you know nothing about Relativity, Quantum or String theories then this is an excellent starting point. The nature of the subject is abstract but Brian Greene manages to explain (most) of the basic theories using simple examples. Of course this just scratches the surface but interesting and no maths! (50 words)

A gritty Brit-flick in which an aging lifer attempts to escape from a high security prison in London in order to see his dying daughter. Fantastic performances by the lead character (Brian Cox) and the supporting cast. Hugely suspenseful and believable. (41 words)

Whatever the trailers suggest, this movie is not a comedy. However, it is interesting, innovative, well acted and moving. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet are both excellent in this movie about the good and bad memories that make up relationships. A bit confusing perhaps but worth seeing, at least once. (50 words)

A family based rom-com set at Christmas sounds like a recipe for disaster and to be honest it's not great, but it's not awaful either. The fact they have such a well known cast (too many to list here, but Luke Wilson, Diane Keaton are good) saves it. Aeroplane fodder. (50 words)

Robin Williams plays his creepy character in this sci-fi story of people with implants which record everything they see and hear so that when they die "cutters" can create a re-memory movie of their life. An interesting idea which never really takes off. (43 words)

Set in the Hareem of the King of Morocco, some time in the late 18th Century, this novel concentrates on the life of one of the concubines, a Scottish girl. Loosely based on historical evidence about European women in Morocco, this was both interesting and enjoyable. Perfect holiday reading. (49 words)

An old-timey album of the indie-rock variety. The Frank & Walters brought us this classic album in the early 1990's and it still sounds great. Standout songs include 'Trainspotters' (an ode to those whose lives great ambition can be fulfilled), and the fantastic 'John & Sue'. Uplifting stuff! (48 words)

This is glam rock at it's best, nothing much new but some catchy tunes including some guitar riffs which sound scarily like early Status Quo of all people! If you can get past this then the album's a good listen but never going to be a classic. (47 words)

Slightly cliche'd tale of white young female teacher (Swank) in inner City LA School bringing inspiration to gang land kids. But based on a true story and with Anne Frank as a surprising source of fascination for the kids it was a cut (slightly) above. Watch on TV. Don't buy! (50 words)

The more I think about this comedy about high school geeks and porn stars the lower the rating gets. Amusing while watching, nice twist but severely lacking in character development. Take it for what it is, slightly gross out, funny and sweet but not designed to say anything more. (49 words)

A family film with very good animation and casting about a young girl attempting to help friends whilst on her own path of her identity. Very similar to Chronicles of Narnia with animal characters in story line involving people with demons well thought out and worth watching. (47 words)

Excellent screenplay of Stephen King's novel is backed up by simply outstanding performances from Hanks, and Clarke Duncan, the latter playing a gentle giant who has the ability to heal people. Set on death row in a prison there is little more than the actors to make the story. (49 words)

Not strictly a moview as this is a 24-alike TV mini series. A strange one, it wants to be the next 24 so much it hurts and the story is a good one. What is lacking is a star turn. Trying to be very serious but has huge plot holes. (50 words)

Alcoholic 40-something wannabe loser, Roger, befriends 20-something wannabe gothic, Bethany. They both have things in common - dead-end jobs at Staples, screwed up family/personal lives and a love for Roger's work-in-progress novel, 'Glove Pond'. As Glove Pond nears completion, so his and Bethany's lives reach a precipice. *Extremely Thoughtful* (49 words)

This bank heist gone wrong story has been done a million times. Here we have the Australian attempt. What sets it apart is the cast with Guy Pearce and Rachel "Six Feet Under" Griffiths who make it worth watching. But overall there is nothing new here. (46 words)

There isn't a bad word that could be said about this film version of the Alan Bennett play of the same name. Each character is well formed and played flawlessly. The story is funny and heartwarming. The only disappointment is that I won't be able to see the play. (49 words)

This is the perfect Christmas chick flick. The basic premise, of two single women who exchange houses and consequently meet new men, is a bit contrived, but the writing is good and cast pretty stellar. I finally see the appeal of Jude Law. Very nice! (45 words)

An account of one man's experiences of running a hotel in communist Chinese-run Tibet in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The author strikes the fine balance between travelogue and factual account of the politics and humanity of an untamed Tibet perfectly - and makes it very funny and personal. (50 words)

This honest account of the author’s battle with his eating habits is well written and a breeze to read, injecting humour into desperate situations in a way that wins over the reader. It focuses primarily with his experiences with the Atkins diet, but also on psychological factors affecting his progress. (50 words)

This is a lame thriller in which Aaron Hallam (Benicio Del Torro), a trained 'black-ops' killer, goes off the rail and starts killing innocents. The only man that can stop him is 'L.T.' (Tommy Lee Jones), the man who trained him. Almost no dialogue and no insight at all. (49 words)

Surreal! What would you expect from Terry Gilliam. I'm not really sure what happened but it involved deals with the devil and 4 different versions of the main character (Ledger, Farrel, Law and Depp). Acting great and animation both incredible and 'Python' familiar. Just not quite convinced. (47 words)

Faith in the Golden Age Of Animation is restored after the pap that A Shark's Tale pushed at us. This is a genuinely funny and gripping cartoon action adventure about a family of superheros whose powers are shackled by the litigious US of A...until Mr Incredible is tempted back... (49 words)

Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn are both great in this political drama. With someone set to stage an assassination at the UN, Penn is brought in to investigate the woman who overheard the plot - and discovers a lot more about her into the bargain. Intersting insight into international relations. (50 words)

Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn star in this entirely run of the mill "thriller". There are elements which are nice - the shooting on Manhattan and the UN Building. But the story itself is uninspired and even with the obiligatory twist at the end, not very original. (47 words)

I don't know why this has been getting such bad reviews, it's a summer blockbuster for God's sake. What we have here is an interesting story, lots of guns and chases, some good one liners and even good acting. If you want serious cinema go see some sub-titled arthouse movie. (50 words)

Don't watch this before a driving tour of the alps! (10 words)

Bearing absolutely no resemblance to the original (except the minis) this is actually quite a good stab at an updated heist caper. Good stunts, car chases and quite a cool feel to the whole thing. Will not be remembered within a few years but pretty good in the blockbuster stakes. (50 words)

by Karen Joy Fowler. The group of individuals who meet to discuss Jane Austen novels each have complex problems of their own but find solace in each others company and in the joy of each of the novels. It has made me want to re-read Austen too. Thoroughly enjoyable. (49 words)

The autobiography of one of the UKs most recognisable TV reporters reveals a fascinating character who has been involved in or around some of the biggest events of the last 20 years. With this unique insight we get ezcellent anecdotes and a real feeling for the life of a journalist. (50 words)

A US compound in Saudi Arabia is blown-up by religious fundamentalists and hundreds of locals and US citizens are killed. We follow the joint investigations by the local police and the FBI (Jamie Fox, Jenifer Garner and Patrick Bateman). An interesting take on terror and how 2 cultures interact. (49 words)

It's nice to see Tom Hanks doing something different and in this heist caper he is a rather snively and pompous professor leading a gang of crooks trying to rob a casino. Some funny moments but for the most part I was struggling to concnetrate. Not the Coen brothers best. (50 words)

Tom Cruise is the grizzled American hero recruited to help the Japanese government, captured and converted to the way of the Samurai. The battle scenes are spectacular and there is far more in the way of character development than expected. Great acting from all. (44 words)

The were the last two people executed in Canada, but surprisingly little was known about them until now. This is the first book to uncover the lives of deaths of Turpin, a Canadian criminal, and Lucas, a Detroit gangster, and finally reveal the mistake that ultimately cost their lives. (49 words)

A huge leap on from the tv series sees the regular characters in the real world playing against their actual creators. Technically done really well and some great gags. The only problem is that some of the darkness has been lost. Still well worth a visit if you're a fan. (50 words)

Evan Dando knows how to please a crowd! This gig was wonderful - lots of songs from the new album (see earlier review) interspersed with songs from The Lemonhead's wonderful back-catalogue (including most of It's A Shame About Ray)! A great Sunday night out! (44 words)

Ahhh...I'm 16 again and it's 1992 - Evan Dando has resurrected The Lemonheads and he's spot on the money! He is the master of the short pop-punk pogo-fest! Poughkeepsie and Baby's Home are early favourites. can't wait to see the 'heads live in Nottingham on 15 October. (47 words)

Johnny Depp does something completely different (for a change) and plays an 18th century Lord in England (good accent by the way) who's passions are wine, women and acting. A thoroughly unpleasant person made entertaining by Depp and his support (including Jonny Vegas). Really stylishly shot, well worth a watch. (50 words)

A famous quote begins "They f*** you up your Mum and Dad" and this seems to have been the root of Peter Seller's problems, well his mother anyway. The film shows how genius and happiness do not always intertwine and provides a seedy backdrop to Sellers career. Kind of sad. (50 words)

A very strange movie which feels like a live action cartoon. Bill Murray plays a film making oceonographer stuck in a rut who loses his best friend to a shark. He decides on revenge, in the process rediscovering himself. That's the story but there's a lot more than that here. (50 words)

This quirky movie from the maker of the Royal Tennenbaums has a sterling cast and some very funny dialogue but is just a bit too odd to fulfill its complete entertainment potential. As usual Bill Murray is great and the real highlight is all the animated creatures. Worth a look. (50 words)

This story, set in contemporary southern state America, looks at the lives of a number of key characters in the context of the creation of a massive cheese! While not always a cheery tale, the intermingling of each narrative leads to a cohesive and moving story. (46 words)

Samuel L Jackson really varies the movies he's in. From Star Wars to this run-of-the-mill buddy movie of an angry cop and an error prone Eugene Levy chasing a gun runner played by Luke "Bros" Goss. It's actually not too bad with a couple of laughs to be had. (49 words)

The Mother Of All Conspiracies! An entire platoon of US soldiers (headed by Denzel Washington)in Kuwait pre-Gulf War I are brainwashed into believing that one soldier saved them from certain death. The soldier's resultant (vice-presidential) political career is in the hands of those who brainwashed him. Ridiculous! (47 words)

An excellent new adaptation. Antonio, a rich merchant, agrees to stand security of "a pound of flesh" (his own) for Basario and finds himself bound to pay. Al Pacino brings anger and malice, but also pathos and humanity, to the role. Joseph Fiennes is annoying. Lynn Collins is lovely. (49 words)

Sounding like a mix between Morrissey and Madness we have a great set of catchy singalong tunes here. Heavily Ska influenced if you're into 80s nostalgia music this is for you. (31 words)

Gervase Phinn recounts amusing stories of his first year as a Schools Inspector in North Yorkshire. The anecdotes are wonderfully described (one child says "if I've owt to ask I asks it and if I've owt to say I says it..."). Like Sunday evening TV on the BBC! (48 words)

Vin Diesel is the crack combat military man sent in to look after the family of a murdered scientist. Problems ensue - including control of teenagers and nappy changing. Perfectly amusing but with ridiculous plot twists and generally poor acting all around. Dont' bother unless you're desperate. (47 words)

Very difficult to review in 50 words. Firstly it is very bloody, not for the faint hearted, secondly it is not really overly evangelical, I had feared that would put me off. Overall, glad to have seen it and fairly certain that I never want to see it again. (49 words)

A pretty standard Drew Barrymore rom-com based on the Nick Hornby novel Fever Pitch but transferred across the pond to be set around the Boston Red Sox and baseball. Little detail remains of the book but the theme is the same and with Barrymore you always know what you'll get. (50 words)

Any fan of these Seattle stalwarts would have loved this show, with old classics from “Amazing Disgrace” mixed in with newer material. Ken Stringfellow’s very active performance (bouncing around, lots of spitting on stage) coupled with Jon Auer’s Slash-like guitar poses made for a very entertaining tongue-in-cheek evening. (48 words)

Only saw this delightful film recently, having got the dvd for Christmas. The film has everything that so many big-budget blockbusters lack. It has a wonderful humanity which, combined with subtle humour and a delicacy of acting, makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time. Loved it. (50 words)

This drama about two competing magicians, set in Victorian England and America, has some exciting moments but, for the most part, is dark and confusing. Given the number of tricks that go wrong, neither seem particularly skilled but the twist in the tail helps explain a few things. Mediocre. (49 words)

Although rather dated now (the original version was written in the 70s) there is still a lot of great material in here. Useful for both the programmer - to understand more about themselves and their colleagues, and managers to try and understand the people who work for them. (48 words)

Salesman Chris Gardner (Will Smith) can't make ends meet for his wife and son but dreams of being a stock broker. It's difficult to watch as Chris and his son are made homeless as he completes an unpaid internship at a stock-broking firm. A tear-jerking end. Worth the heartache. (49 words)

This film, starring Helen Mirren in the title role, examines the days following the death of Princess Diana and the reaction of the Royal Family. While handling the matter sympathetically it offers an interesting 'insight' into events that may or may not have happened to those close to the action. (50 words)

Michael Caine gives one of his best performances in this slow-moving but complex story of a cynical Times reporter in pre-war Vietnam. Even Brenadan Fraser is good as the mysterious Alden Pyle. Good in many ways, great because of Caine. (40 words)

It's not often that the film outdoes the book but this adaptation provided more developed characters and a clearer storyline than the novel on which it is based. Kate Winslet is excellent, as are the main supports. I only wish I had a better idea of its historical accuracy. (49 words)

Al Pacino overacts his ass off (as he usually does) and Colin Farrell puts on a bad American accent (as he usually does). Poor mans thriller where the main enjoyment is who can guess the twist earliest. I think it took me 20 minutes. (44 words)

For a group of a similar size to The Polyphonic Spree, The Reindeer Section manage to maintain a small warm sound which just wraps you up in its arms and makes everything feel better. The sort of album that is ideal for sitting with a bottle of wine and relaxing. (50 words)

One of the most interesting and entertaining people in public life deserves a better biography than this. The stories are worth reading but unfortunately the writing style and lame conclusions would embarrass an A-Level student. We can but hope that a superior biography will be forthcoming shortly. (47 words)

This post-apocalyptic novel sees a starving father and son team struggling south with few possessions in an attempt to find survivors and warmth in a world that has come to an end. The prose is haunting, beautiful and violent. Makes you realise that our grasp on the world is fragile. (50 words)

With a fairly stellar cast list (Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Ryder and Woody Harrenson) this animation over live action thriller always had the potential to be great. With elements of Linklater's other 'slacker' movies it is an intriguing mix of conspiracy and gritty drama. Better watched drunk? (49 words)

Phillip Pullman creates a dream-like world for children which sees a scarecrow made of straw and a turnip embark on a Homeric odyssey with the homeless but talented child, Jack. Together they battle highwaymen and travel the high sees in their quest to reunite Scarecrow with his beloved estate. (49 words)

What a good way to show behind the scenes of what these people do in their jobs, the displays, preperations, cleaning tack the horse care and the army life for them is just as strict as any but a rewarding yet hard working job. If shown again I'd watch it (50 words)

I don't often buy singles but these two by British band The Shakes are well worth a listen. Liberty Jones has an early Beatles sound allied with a pop-y tune and some nice guitar. I Want a Better Life is a standard indie-pop track but entertaining none the less. (49 words)

I went to this as a SImpons fan, and I was slightly disappointed it didn't work as well as anticipated. Good humour all the great characters and quite a good laugh. (31 words)

Halfway through this film the phrase 'to be continued' appears on the screen with 'immediately' swiftly afterwards. That pretty much sums it up. Like a particularly good episode of the Simpsons, but longer. My two year old giggled non stop (at least until her atention ran out), thoroughly enjoyable! (49 words)

Heath Ledger and Mark Addy team up again after A Kights Tale to play two priests who perform exorcisms and other "dark" tasks. This is supposed to be a thriller but rarely gets going. Some of the locations are well shot and the idea is interesting but ultimately lacking. (49 words)

A creepy movie about Hoo Doo (not Voodoo) with a plot that's too easy to unlock. Would have been better sticking to the psychology of magic rather than portraying an unbelievable story line. Missed oppotunity to make a disturbing thriller rather than an unconvincing horror. (45 words)

Managing to be both calming and very funny at the same time this story of unlikely friendships is a real heart warmer. The central character of Finn is surrounded by an outstanding supporting cast. Particularly likr the kid Cleo who says things as she sees them. Near to genius. (49 words)

Basically I enjoyed this remake, starring Glen Close, Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken. It just felt like there could have been more to the film, more plot, more character development, more humour. A bit disappointing but pleasant enough. (40 words)

Maybe I was looking forward to this too much but it is not as good as Original Pirate Material. The first half of the album isn't great but it does get better for the last six songs. Standouts are "Fit but you know it" and "Dry your eyes". Not Bad. (50 words)

Cameron Diaz tries hard but the rubbish plot of single party girl meets man of dreams is very tired. Don't bother unless very desperate. (24 words)

The final volume of the Baroque Cycle brings together the numerous strands of the previous books and ties them together perfectly. Less swashbuckling and more political intrigue might not sound appealing but Stephenson has such command of plot and characters that we have a fitting end to a great story. (50 words)

This children's cartoon has a stellar cast of voices (from Matthew Broderick to Sigorney Weaver) and is well worth a watch for grown-ups too! It tells the tale of an adventurous mouse, Despereaux, who reads a tale of chivalry and sets out on his quest to save a princess. Excellent! (50 words)

Tom Hanks is an immensely likeable eastern europen who gets stuck in an airport in New York when his country is taken over in a coup. This film is innovative and endearing, if a little too cute at times.Stanley Tucci is the overzealous airport official. (45 words)

Not quite sure what to make of this. None of the characters are sympathetic or believable but maybe that was the point... to try and show war as a caricature. The battles themselves were good but have been done better elsewhere. Worth a watch but not a classic. (48 words)

Exactly the same type of film as the original, outrageous effects, stupid "story" and crappy acting but because it knows it's bad it becomes fun. As long as you can turn off your brain and suspend disbelief it will make ninety minutes fly by. (44 words)

I am not a western expert but this seemed a good example. The story has a bit more to it than just cowboys and criminals and the impact of the shootings is examined a little closer than is usual. Clint Eastwood plays himself but directs really well. (47 words)

A riveting story involving Rosemary, who avoids seeing or reading about the suffering of others in books. Unknowingly, this leads to her brotherÔÇÖs capture in the Land of Fiction and ultimately forces Rosemary and friends to attempt a daring rescue. An energetic and imaginative story with fun characters. (48 words)

A demo-version laden re-issue album of a band at the end of their creative tether - John Cale had long since left and Lou Reed descended into doo-wop music. That said, there are some cute songs included - the demo version of 'I'm Sticking With You' is famously cute! (49 words)

with triumphs at cheltemham the year ahead proves Jans most exciting and traumatic with promises of more horses to train and a stable lad finding his special gift and a violent robbery leads to tragedy, rivalry and Jans recovering partner Eddie has his troubles still ahead, another good book. (49 words)

Twelve celebrities are the jury for a mock rape trial. The judge and lawyers are all real. The whole process is quite interesting and the actors are very good given that they have no script but the jurors are mostly vacuous and annoying with the exception of Michael Portillo. (49 words)

This well adapted story of the possible Loch Ness Monster gives you hope and inspiration, with the war in full swing the errors made by various men in the plot and the young boy searching his life since his father's death, a good plot & film (46 words)

This is so much of a chick flick it's not true. Debra Messing is a neurotic single who hires an escort for her sister's wedding in England. Cue English stereotypes and very predictable love story. Good to see some English actors other than Hugh Grant but nothing else new here. (50 words)

This was perfect fodder for a girl only Tuesday afternoon viewing. Debra Messing is a convincing romantic lead who hires a date to take to her sister's wedding. The supporting cast of mostly Brits is fairly good but there are leaps in the plot that sometimes defy belief. Not bad. (50 words)

The Wedding Present hit the mark with angst-ridden strum-tastic indie tunes and Seamonsters in a fine example of their trademarked sound. This was released in 1990 and stand-outs include Dalliance, Rotterdam and Cordrouy. The album was produced by lo-fi God, Steve Albini and the quality shows through. (47 words)

Probably the most accesible of the Wedding Present's back catalogue. David Gedge warbles for Northern England and the songs are strum-tastic. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah and Swimming Pools, Movie Stars are the best songs and are great memories of a time when indie music was real indie music! (49 words)

It's 20 years since The Wedding Present released this, their debut album and every song remains strum-tastically wonderful. They serve up indie-pop songs almost exclusively about failed relationships. 'Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft' and 'Shatner' are stand-outs but there is not a single dud to be had here! (48 words)

Time catches up with Bartlett, this is really a transition season bringing in new characters for the next presidency. While being much better than season 5 it is impossible to get back to the quality of the original couple of series. Still one of the best programmes on television though. (50 words)

Neverending fantasy cycle set in a medieval, magic world. Many-threaded, rich and realistic descriptions of medieval life and gender relationships. The last volumes (9 and 10) are stretched too long. (30 words)

This is bad in so many ways it's hard to know where to begin. Matthew Perry overacts, gurns and falls over a lot. Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself and the supporting cast are appalling. There is nothing, not a thing, which redeems this cynical crap. (47 words)

Any fears that this type of "challenge comedy" story pioneered by Dave Gorman is getting old are washed away. Danny Wallace has a simple challenge, say Yes to everything. It takes him around the world and is laugh out loud funny throughout. His winning streak after "Join Me" continues. (49 words)

This highly rated film failed to light by oil-fire. Daniel Day-Lewis plays an 1890's self-made prospector who buys a family farm and strikes oil. He has to deal with the fall-out on the village and its evangelical people. Ultimately, I didn't feel anything for any of the characters. (48 words)

Jack Dee says this is the whingeing memoirs of a snivelling leftie. I'd have to agree. Not much of an insight into years of Thatcherite Britain, or 1980s Labour. At times, the author belies the fact that he wrote for Spitting Image. Pretty boring really, and not that funny. (49 words)

Continuing the recent trend of bands like Keane, Doves and Coldplay this is more of the same. Unashamedly so but what can I say, I like this sort of music. This sort of music which wraps you up in warm beats is ideal for a Sunday morning with the newspapers. (50 words)

More Michael Crichton, more trash. An interesting idea (as so many of his books/movies are) but a lack of storyline, good acting or even special effects to make up the deficit mean this is a film you won't be sorry to miss. (42 words)

Never let the Irish build the unsinkable ship. (8 words)

This is great! Small, easy to use (no set up ata all!) and clear maps. The price was very competitive (£259) and for a navigational dunce like me, the reasuring voice of 'Jane' telling me where to go is perfect. Recalculates your route quickly when you decide to stray! (49 words)

This was the best episode yet of the new Top Gear. The three presenters drove from Miami to New Orleans in sub-$1000 cars with various challenges along the way. Massively offensive to Americans, the best part was in a "hick" town where they were literally chased away by the locals. (50 words)

This testosterone fuelled but slightly tongue in cheek look at the world of motorcycle gang violence promised little but in fact had spectacular stunts and something for the girls to look at too! I laughed all the way through! (39 words)

Part drama part documentary about a fairly disastrous climbing trip to Peru. Rating should not be taken as a sign of enjoyment because, while very good, this film was not really designed as entertainment. (34 words)

I went to this with a somewhat "this will be rubbish" thoughts, but actually it was quite good, good graphics, the story line worked and my only advice would be not suited to kids who scare easily as the ones I was near didn't think much to it. (48 words)

Absolutely incredible visual effects top of another good summer popcorn blockbuster. It's a pretty fair representation of the 80s cartoon brought to life in a modern day setting. There are some very strange elements such as the agent from "Sector 7" and the fact that we never see the President. (50 words)

Don't let the title mislead you, the real traveling in this story is into history. Jono Riley relives some of the seminal moments of his past to make sense of the death of his first love. Engaging story, characters with depth and atmospheric scene setting. Whole book group loved it. (50 words)

This star studded comedy revolves around a bunch of egotistical actors who end up accidently in a Vietnam drug lord controlled jungle. Stiller's wannabe hero and Downey Junior's method actor work well in tandem but the stand out performance is Tom Cruise as a dancing movie mogul. (47 words)

I was expecting an absolute stinker but I thought this was rather good. As long as you don't expect a faithful rendition of the Iliad and take it at face value you get a stonking good action film of the old style. The effects are good and the cast great. (50 words)

Cult film written by Tarentino with Christian Slater and Rosanna Arquette. Lots of great camoes, very violent. OK but he has done better. (23 words)

Quirky doesn't come close to describing this franco/english tale of a couple visiting her parents in Paris and running into all kinds of people from her past. Julie Delphy and Adam Goldberg played the neurotic couple well but it was difficult to emphathise. Not sure if in-cinema G&T helped! (49 words)

Al Pacino basically replays the Devil's Advocate but this time for bookmnakers and the sports betting industry. It's entertaining enough to see him do his massive overacting schtick but there's nothing new. Matthew McConaughey tries and fails to act, instead he just shows off his body a lot. (48 words)

A friend told me about this site. You can buy tyres for your car and have them fitted at any number of local garages. The cool thing about this site is that you just give it your registration number and it tells you which tyres you need. (47 words)