Laughably bad. (2 words)

This film is shockingly bad...a bag of shite. (8 words)

Okay...a kung fu movie without kung fu...with ping pong instead. Christopher Walken plays the 'bad guy'and Maggie Q the love interest. They may not have read the script. I suspect that this would be funny if I was 15 and lobotomised. Find in Morrisons' under £3 bin. (47 words)

Never, in all of my life, have I seen a film which was so badly made as this shocker. Gore Verbinski should be ashamed. The acting is wooden, the overly-complicated storyline does not hang together and no amount of special effects will cure this film's problems. Utter pap. (48 words)

An unnecessarily long film which follows the same plot of the original. The effects are laughable, and the fight scenes between kong and the T-rex(s) look as though they belong in a wrestling ring. (34 words)

What a crock. Cliched, weak non-sensical story, needless sword fights, rips off loads of other films. Does have Milla Jovovich in it though. BIG BADA BOOM ! 1.5 just for her. (31 words)

Don`t get me wrong, I like `Raymond` and `King of Queens` but this movie about meat salesman is a cold turkey. I tried desperately to like it, faking laughs, but after 30 mins admitted to myself I sould have spent the time making a steak sandwich instead. Time well spent (50 words)

Absolutely rubish!!! Dont waste your time or money. (8 words)

Charlize Theron wankfest. (3 words)

Two and a half hours, and nothing happens except shameless fan service. One of the most boring films I've ever seen. (21 words)

Unnecessarily anachronistic. (2 words)

Doom the computer game was scary and atmospheric. Unfortunately this utter waste of time is neither. Even the violence is done on auto pilot. They even chickened out of giving the BFG its proper name. Pointless. (36 words)

To be honest I'm not sure I should review this as I couldn't watch more than half an hour. I thought I can put up with Woody Allen's bizarre directing style just to see Scarlet Johanson but the performance of Rhys Meyers was too much for me, just rubbish. (49 words)

I thought that maybe the actors in this movie were "real" people as the quality is so bad but apparently not. What could have been an interesting look at real life in Iraq quickly becomes a guns and bombs shoot-em-up with dialogue so clunky Geroge Lucas could have written it. (50 words)

Oh dear, oh dear. What a load of bobbins. WIth both Kevin Spacey and John Cusack we had hoped for so much more than this highly confusing drama about life in Savannah. Did Spacey's character kill Jude Law's? There is no conclusion and frankly we don't care anyway. (48 words)

At certain points in this pile of toss I thought that maybe the producers were trying to be ironic. he acting is so bad, the script is terrible, but because so much has obviously been spent on the effects they must be serious... unfortunately. So bad it borders on good. (50 words)

Val Kilmer stars in this David Mamet thriller about the kidnapping of the President's daughter. Kilmer assists a team to rescue her, but are they really trying? Plot twists abound in this story that's so badly flawed and acted that I'm patting myself on the back for not turning off. (50 words)

We're here today to try and save your time, don't bother to go and see this unoriginal, boring piece of crap movie. Jake is a welder who wants to join the Navy, but he doesn't like authority so rebels. Eventually, through boxing, he learns the error of his ways. Done. (50 words)

Where the original was original, the sequel's just a rehash of the same jokes (but less funny), the same story (with worse plot and characters) and an enourmous number of cameos. The only reason to watch this is for the Uma Thurman eye candy and The Rock playing the fool. (50 words)

It's rare to see such a disjointed homoerotic pile of pap. With accents ranging from bad Irish to bad Greek, a story with leaps all over the place but is massively inaccurate all the same, poor acting and a massive 160 minutes running time there's nothing to recommend this. (49 words)

by Dominic Holland. This novel, which looks at the trials of getting a movie script to Hollywood, is more fantastical than fantastic. The coincidences and near misses between characters are more annoying than Clockwise and Planes Trains and Automobiles put together. Only slightly redeemed by the neat ending. (48 words)

This 2005 remake of the 70s classic is rather disappointing. Where the original was quite shocking, this is derivative, the story has been changed to a standard action flick. The only even slightly interesting character is played by Brian Dennehey but there still not much to make this worth watching. (50 words)

You have heard the bad reviews and assume that no film can be that bad, to some extent you would be right, there are some nice shots and some nice dialogue. But the main point of a film is the story and this is frankly shocking. It makes no sense. (50 words)

The third, and I guess final, episode of this Wesley Snipes vehicle i even worse than the second with a new comedy sidekick and formulaic fight scenes. The story such as it is doesn't hold together, the acting is bad. Thank God we won't be seeing more of this. (49 words)

There is very little to recommend this to you. The main draw is meant to be Jessica Simpson but she is not nearly as hot as the original Daisy Duke. The rest of the movie is worse even than the original TV shows that this is based on. (48 words)

This is bad in so many ways it's hard to know where to begin. Matthew Perry overacts, gurns and falls over a lot. Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself and the supporting cast are appalling. There is nothing, not a thing, which redeems this cynical crap. (47 words)

Bought this after hearing Tyner on radio. Unfortunately, although Tyner is a fantastic player, this is rubbish. It features real virtuosity by Tyner and drummer Billy Hart, but the attempts at experimentation simply don't gel and remind you why you didn't get into jazz earlier. (45 words)

This is a lame thriller in which Aaron Hallam (Benicio Del Torro), a trained 'black-ops' killer, goes off the rail and starts killing innocents. The only man that can stop him is 'L.T.' (Tommy Lee Jones), the man who trained him. Almost no dialogue and no insight at all. (49 words)

Having reviewed this previously, I thought readers might be interested to learn that I have returned the item from whence it came for a full refund. Quite simply the most frustrating and excrutiating piece of equipment I have ever (failed to) interfaced with. (43 words)

A very sweary Luke "Bros" Goss plays the eopnymous Charlie, a 60s London gangster contemporary of the Krays. Exceedingly violent, over the top swearing and very poor acting make this a film well worth steering clear of. Having recently seen Layer Cake this is such a disappointment. (47 words)

Vin Diesel is nt what you would call an emotional actor. In fact actor is a bit strong on its own. You have seen this moview so many times before that from the first minute you can predict the outcome. Nothing wrong with this, just not much right or new. (50 words)

More Michael Crichton, more trash. An interesting idea (as so many of his books/movies are) but a lack of storyline, good acting or even special effects to make up the deficit mean this is a film you won't be sorry to miss. (42 words)

Slow to get going and ultimately just a rehash of past thrillers. Denzel Washington plays a cop who is double-crossed to get at drug money. All the ingredients are there it's just all too obvious. It's only Washington and John "Star Trek: Enterprise" Billingsley who keep the whole thing going. (50 words)

It's bad... don't bother. There, didn't need anywhere near fifty words! (11 words)

Boring story, way too long, full of B-listers. Don't bother. (10 words)

You won't have great hopes for this Chris Rock self penned, directed, produced and acted effort. Unfortunately it provides even less. For a movie which professes to be a comedy I didn't laugh once, instead I was left open mouthed at the crass "humour" of a one joke fool. (49 words)

Cameron Diaz tries hard but the rubbish plot of single party girl meets man of dreams is very tired. Don't bother unless very desperate. (24 words)